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I'm Jessi. I like Marilyn Manson and tentacles. I blog about Marilyn Manson and tentacles. And also funny nonsense, items of the gawth variety, and hot guys with embarrassing fandoms. So if you like a little bit of everything, hit the follow button! I always follow back.


Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

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Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+

^ That’s what I was thinking. “What if someone made a business selling these as fake meth?”

(via the-woman-of-belgravia)

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"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

(via thisismystolenlifebelieveitornot)

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be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.

(via blankstonewall)

— 10 hours ago with 13037 notes


Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom

(via official--satan)

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Me:you can talk to me whenever you feel bad! I'll always be there for you
Me:*bottles up problems* *doesnt talk about it with anyone* *lays in bed instead of trying to solve my own problems*
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